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Yes Demotivational Poster


THE PROPOSAL -


TAGS: well yes cubby
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 4:59 pm
Where was this six years ago when I was proposing? Awesome!


OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.


TAGS: ohio buckeyes michigan osu
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L


WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, damnit, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary fuck!


SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul




THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM


TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sho

marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Thx.
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

fantastic
Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm

nice


WITH ALL DUE RESPECT -


TAGS: sir yes sir
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 11:15 am
20 below zero... must be springtime.. TAB FTW
Jmac0585 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
With all due respect sir, how do you think I got here?
Doog - April 1, 2010, 2:06 pm
..and the commander said, "Keflavik Naval Air Station"
frixxxx - April 1, 2010, 1:43 pm
Love it - 5L From a fellow airman.
pieman - April 1, 2010, 1:16 pm
Oh if only I could have had that conversation with somenoe when I was cleaning out the inside of the shit tanks. 5L


DEMON CATS -


TAGS: cats demon eyes door
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?


COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.


TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd M.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
Thanks?
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?


THE SPLATS -


TAGS: yes how awesomely attractive
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

tellitlikeitis - April 16, 2011, 8:19 am
Love this one... too funny CBaked. 5 L's.


OH SHIT - I dropped my eyes


TAGS: eyes
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Nickisme123

Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 1:17 am
shoulda made an Akbar joke
Nickisme123 - March 8, 2010, 11:44 pm
yeah lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
This one......Not so much.


PRIORITIES - While you were reading the above 20 kids died from malnutrition in Africa


TAGS: yes you
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:12 pm
Incidentally, being a janitor once and cleaning both men's and women's restrooms, I've noticed that women use the "under" and men use the "over." but is it something that needs to be debated? Not at all.
blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
So, what's your point.
NinjaWithCHeese - February 9, 2012, 7:19 am
good, they'd just take up the recourses we need to figure there burning questions out
gas - February 6, 2012, 12:49 pm
good one. we really live in a world where you may find entire debates around the most insignificant bullshit
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:24 pm
Over. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation


CATS -


TAGS: cat eyes secret
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
[email protected]! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am
Creepy, love it!


PHOTO BOMBER -




RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.




HE-MAN NAZI -


TAGS: he man nazi cross eyes wytch
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Wytch

CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:24 pm
I had never seen him that way before.lol
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 9:22 pm
I agree with nj35, that doesn't look like a swastika.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:32 pm
The Iron Cross, is not a Nazi sign fail!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
Can't say i looked that closely Forseti but I'll take your word for it. 5 Cringers
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:29 am
you forgot the small penis! 5 Orkos
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:04 am
Thanks, I also have the complete series. Geeks unite! lol
Alixian - August 9, 2011, 2:47 am
Genius, absolute genius, I don't know how I never joined the dots on that one, i got the complete series on DVD


YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




JEALOUSY -


TAGS: jealousy eyes imagine
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by gas

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 2:31 pm
5uperb
gas - August 7, 2011, 2:36 am
and imagination has no limits... thx all for the votes :)
tellitlikeitis - August 6, 2011, 10:21 pm
That's life and human nature.... unfortunately.
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 7:30 pm
5weet
mariand - August 6, 2011, 1:53 pm
true 5tory...
Reality Lord - August 6, 2011, 1:10 pm

awe5ome


BEAUTIFUL EYES - Keep telling her you love her eyes, and give her another bottle.


TAGS: eyes tits beer
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by ubliet



OOOGLEY BOOOGLEY - It gets them ALL the time!


TAGS: eyes
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - February 5, 2010, 5:17 pm
I jsut love that SONY ad with Justin Timberlake
Produceman117 - February 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Ha! Nice change of pace. 5L.
thatonechick - February 5, 2010, 5:03 pm
I LoL'd. Thanks, man.


MIGRAINE -


TAGS: my eyes are melting and my brain is pouring out my ears
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are BOOBIES!!!


REAL EYES -


TAGS: real eyes realize real lies
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
She has SPECIAL EYES!
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm
?


SLIPPERY WHEN WET -


TAGS: my eyes
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - October 25, 2010, 2:30 am
Airman... I ain't even gonna ask how you got that pic of Mooooooooooooooooo
forseti - October 20, 2010, 7:21 pm
oh my gosh! disgusting pink shower curtain!!! nsfw!
Airman - October 20, 2010, 4:53 pm
your welcome! (you should have been on this end during the pasting)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 4:31 pm
thanks airman, I wasn't sure I wanted to keep my lunch down anyway. =)


HEARTACHE -




A NIGHT ON THE TOWN. - Why stay home tonight honey? Let's go clubbing!


TAGS: big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:01 am
has to be the sheep 1. 5 preemptive lions.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:59 am
Its nice to be encouraged i have 1 in the approval q and i don't want to let you guys down.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:57 am
Ah, 2.9 the sign of a truly good motifake.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Thanks Mo TheTrashHeap is a much happier persona than Canuck was. TheTrashHeap just wants to enjoy motifake. TheTrashHeap has spoken
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:52 am
Trash...I sea what you did there....3 times in one comment! And I give it my whole hearted seal of approval!!!!
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:40 am
Me thinks that you boys are missing the golden rule! The younger the seal....the tighter it is!!! And as you all know... everybody loves.....wait...for......it....you know it's coming.....A TIGHT SEAL!!!!!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:32 am
puns=lowest form of humour. except political jokes,Chuck Norris jokes,mindfucks and anything WTFO posts..........All in good fun WTFO don't use your military contacts to hunt me down and club me.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:27 am
I don't harbour some repressed love for seals! Don't harp at me I aint lion!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 4:31 pm
A what?
Sean - June 12, 2009, 4:28 pm
Dude's a sealopaedophile ... that's sooo (understandably) wrong.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:22 pm
This is a BABY seal...he's waaaay too young to go clu-ooooooh...that is so wrong.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
Also, Love the Dennis Leary reference tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
I see what you did there. 5 Lions


We were never quite sure -




Sometimes I just sits! -


TAGS: sitting thinking yes no maybe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:11 am

I can relate to this'n.


TRANSFORMERS - They're watching you!




CHRISTMAS MONEY -




"My eyes are up here!" -


TAGS: my eyes are up here
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - April 27, 2013, 8:48 pm
Tell your breasts to quit staring at my eyes...


REAL BEAUTY - is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin


TAGS: those eyes
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

RandomPixilator - August 8, 2011, 8:19 pm
Come to think of it, for all we know, `she' could be a `he'..
ISeeRedPeople - August 8, 2011, 2:05 pm
She doesn't shave or bathe! Still pretty?
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:20 pm

simply stunning
RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:23 pm
I agree with all of ya. Especially the make-up bit. Try convincing my daughter of this fact..
Lord of Da - July 2, 2010, 9:39 am
And it doesn't need Photoshop.
MisterJJ - July 2, 2010, 9:17 am
Nice, but real beauty doesn't need so much makeup either.
RandomPixilator - July 2, 2010, 3:02 am
Ahaa, I never said they did..
Derek - July 2, 2010, 2:27 am
- but those things don't hurt


FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...


TAGS: flea market montgomery mini mall mawl eyes eye
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Ross

13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol


CREEPY PASTA -


TAGS: eyes love obsession crazy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Sho

nonanon - May 6, 2012, 2:37 am
they're so shiny...
holymoly - May 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
Fantastic. And creepy as fcuk... good show SHO.. 5L
crankyhead - May 5, 2012, 4:07 pm
Am5ome


FRESHEN UP! -


TAGS: yesterday dy2012 new day
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by dy2012

dy2012 - April 25, 2012, 1:38 am
thanks RL.I already posted it
Reality Lord - April 24, 2012, 8:02 pm

amsome pic. please submit this to moti-twist


THE BACON COFFIN - Giving us all a taste for death.




HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.


TAGS: hypnosis look into her eyes juggs asian asian girl
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Atari Mitsuku

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:37 pm
I...... mean...... must buy Wii.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
But really... what else is there to stare at?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
I'll be damned... he's got a point.


ORGANIC FRUIT -


TAGS: apple evil killer blood pesticides natural eyes
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by xXxMorouneyxXx

Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy sexy eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


SERENITY -




EINSTIEN -


TAGS: einstien eyes
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 8:37 am

einstien was a forgiving soul. and google told me to spell it that way. evil bastards they be.
ICEMAN - June 29, 2010, 12:59 am
EINSTEIN would kick your azz for misspelling his name.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:23 pm
Thanks Man, I just Kept Trying Till I found My Style Which Apparenly is "depressing and anti-war"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 8:12 pm

you know dude when i started making this i was a total noob. actually having one of mine rejected due to nsfw made me re-thing. some are for laughs but i hope all have the quality. ps...your stuff rocks
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:06 pm
Im Gonna Pass You Some Words I was Given By A lot of the GreyBeards... "Remember Quality Above Quantity"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm

whoa..truely humbling. seven votes...all 5. and scorpian...niiiiice. i've gotten hooked on making these things. as for einstien...the man didn't need his science, he was a genious on all levels.
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:48 pm
I have to laugh at you RL, that's 2 "Einsteins" you've been called on. 5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:47 pm
5ls Truly De-motivating !
forseti - June 28, 2010, 4:35 pm
"Einstien"???


EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes


TAGS: eyes candy babes
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.


JAPANESE WOMEN -




POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!


TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


LOOK ME IN THE EYE - and tell me you've never wanted to ride me, not even once




TWO BLONDES -


TAGS: blondes yesthats bardot
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sho - May 16, 2012, 9:04 pm
Qmao


CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


EYES - ON TARGET Although the recent budget cuts have taken their toll on training..


TAGS: eyes soldier
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Sidereal - January 26, 2010, 8:23 am
The best of the best of the best... of the rest


IT HURTS -


TAGS: hurt cries eyes depression smile
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Noname5 - September 27, 2011, 11:39 am
souldnt it be she┬┤s hurt? would make more sence imo


OM NOM NOM - ... what a gorgeous bracelet


TAGS: beauty eyes brunette
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by forseti

rerun - July 12, 2012, 11:08 am

LOL, feeling the love
forseti - July 12, 2012, 8:24 am
Come on, rerun, at least it's about jew-elry! You have to like it!!! :D
rerun - July 10, 2012, 6:36 pm

Dammit Forseti....as Achmed the dead terrorist likes to say "silence!, I keel you"
forseti - July 10, 2012, 11:59 am
She... she is a pron stra? Damn it. Anyway, still a nice bracelet.
vins87 - July 5, 2012, 10:47 am
sorry i mean MULANI RIVERA
vins87 - July 5, 2012, 10:47 am
she is MOLANI RIVERA
forseti - May 31, 2010, 3:35 am
visit www.gorgeous-bracelets.com! BTW: I'll mail your mom about your fetish...
Squall85 - May 29, 2010, 11:43 am
Who is this girl!? I can't find her anywhere. Give me a name or a URL where I can find more (parts) of her. Thank you!
phydeaux - March 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Sounds like you should have called in CAS aggy...
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 11:05 pm
Case in point.... kevlar, I am sorry for banning you... I was laying down suppressive fire on a timmy who kept popping up, and you walked right into the target area. I have to say, if you weren't kevlar, you probably wouldn't have survived.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 11:00 pm

@kevlar - I have no idea who she is, probably an "adult entertainer". Somebody here will know, bunch of pervs (not me, I don't believe in porn, nope...not at all)
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:52 pm

to eat or smoke? Yes
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:48 pm
Well, now that you ask.... this banhammer wielding has made me a bit sore. I've got O Fortuna playing while the baby oil heats up in the microwave. Do you like mushrooms?
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:47 pm

I am =feeling a little frisky, what do you have in mind, sailor?
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:45 pm
Sorry, rerun... All of his usernames and IPs are permanently banned. Anybody else feeling frisky tonight?
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:43 pm

we wil see how he is next Monday, after 6pm
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:41 pm
But I wanna watch...I got my garbage bag and goggles all ready...it's going to be like a Gallagher show...or a GWAR concert...hehehe
martyr - March 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
got banned for a soliloquy about an bracelet. and that was called poor behaviour. Who'd have thunk this at motifake?!? Hope you let me play again soon. forseti
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:32 pm
I wouldn't stand too close, DSA... I'm gonna be swinging this hammer pretty hard.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:29 pm
wow...someone the mods hate more than me...foresti...you see that glimmer in the corner of your eye? That's your Motifake career expiration light...it just went into high gear...
kevlar - March 15, 2010, 10:25 pm
Who is this girl????
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Hello there, foreskin. I'm Aggy. I'll be your moderator for this evening. How are you doing so far?
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 10:21 pm
1 Lion
rerun - March 15, 2010, 9:48 pm

give it a rest. changing IP addresses to come back will only make thinks worse for you.
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
You have been banned from this board until Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:24 pm. Reason given for ban: poor behaviour rofl - ok, you're the boss. i will learn from this brace _ let me in again, please! :-*
rerun - March 15, 2010, 9:31 pm

well, for the next week you are dead. wish granted
DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 9:24 pm
Now I wish I would have 1 lioned this
forseti - March 15, 2010, 9:11 pm
I will - or i'll die as a martyr for all the bracelets in the world. rerun - rerun - rerun...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 8:41 pm

no, it won't and you won't be here long enougn to make that happen
forseti - March 15, 2010, 8:32 pm
I only promote this gorgeous bracelet and its petential! If you wait long enough, it will be a great running gag. Not as great as this bracelet, but close to...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 7:27 pm

too bad you have to repeat yourself. That shows that you need to self promote which does not work well here. This pic had a lot of potential.
forseti - March 15, 2010, 7:11 pm
But your Brain only wants this bracelet, right?!?
DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 7:00 pm
Your comments made me want to 1L this.
forseti - March 15, 2010, 6:59 pm
Did I say yet that the bracelet is gorgeous?!
forseti - March 14, 2010, 8:22 pm
I have to repeat myself: What a gorgeous bracelet!!


BRACE FOR IMPACT - In 3... 2... 1...


TAGS: yes its anime get over it impact brace
Rating: 2.74/5

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agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 11:33 am
LMAO! Hilarious, Matt!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 12:44 pm
Well put Matt. 1 L
Fatt Matt - April 19, 2010, 11:57 am
3...2...1L


EYES - Look into my eyes and hear what I'm not saying, for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will....Unknown.




LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP -




SANGUINE EYES -


TAGS: girl sanguine eyes lust distain
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

kay9kabang - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
yes, I noticed it 3 seconds after posting...
gas - November 26, 2011, 2:10 am
just seen this one... beautiful
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:48 am
Dis stain right here? Spaghetti sauce.
corneredbadger - August 13, 2010, 10:47 am
im pretty sure you meant disdain instead of distain.


OPTOMETRY -




GO AHEAD -


TAGS: spider eyes humor
Rating: 3.7/5

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CloudchaserS - February 1, 2012, 2:09 am
If that wore glasses, it'd be eight eyes
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 6:42 pm

You're right~
jig - January 31, 2012, 1:58 pm
four eyes !


SEND IN THE CLOWNS -


TAGS: smithers release the clowns yes sir mr burns
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 9:53 pm
... I'll take that stray 's' back, thank you.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 9:52 pm
You s always have a feel for what's good... even if there may be contradiction. That is dedication to the craft.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm such a hypocrite. I actually prefer mimes to clowns (except rodeo clowns -- those dudes are way brave), and yet I couldn't resist doing this poster. Although I guess mimes are preferred in the sense that I hate clowns way more.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:19 pm
Bring 'em!


HYPNOSIS - Look into my eyes, you're getting sleepy Wait a min..Stop smiling dammit! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!


TAGS: hypnotic dog smile blue eyes
Rating: 3.38/5

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50cal - September 13, 2010, 10:38 am
Kind of creepy!


LONGING -


TAGS: lions yes and bears who watch the discovery channel
Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 11:00 pm
We've all been there. 5L
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 10:47 pm
Excellent Sean, 5 lions.


EYES UP HERE BUDDY! - I did pay for these so you could stare me in the crotch.


TAGS: yes its a midget joke thanks for playing
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by pieman

Anonymous2 - January 9, 2010, 3:28 am
That should be didn't instead of did. If she'd wanted a pair that would keep me staring at her crotch, she'd have gone with bee-stings instead of those casabas.
DrEvo82 - January 7, 2010, 10:36 am
Those melons look real to me.
Sidereal - January 7, 2010, 8:09 am
Oh dear i dont fancy yours very much
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
Gag.
Me_ - January 6, 2010, 4:24 pm
you should have paid more


WHITE PEOPLE - Because Japanese people aren't physically interesting enough to be featured in popular anime.


TAGS: naruto anime blue eyes
Rating: 2.91/5

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cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:15 am
I DID... Have a look on http://cthulhufhtagn1987.deviantart.com/
VinceVicious - May 24, 2011, 1:44 am
You're right. It's not racist either. Now if only I could think of some new decent posters...
cthulhufhtagn - May 24, 2011, 1:42 am
This is most likely not racist but people WILL feel insulted, no matter what the author intended(Anyone but a total moron would know th)... And, there are no ethnicities in the Naruto universe like on ours, so "white", "Japanese" etc simply doesn't apply.
yuuki1 - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
Japanese are certainly much more physically interesting then author of this poster. Get life, pathetic troll.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:33 am
teh he, 5/5
jesus mc finnigan - February 10, 2009, 12:18 pm
idk about this but i certainly do love mudkips
spitfire111 - January 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
Sometime it wonder me about this but I think it had more to do with representing their personality through appearance rather than white people look better than japanese. You know like "blond is more fun" stuff..
VinceVicious - December 30, 2008, 11:32 pm
Without a title and witty subtitle, you would be more pissed.
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:25 am
ARGH. Sick of these fucking anime posters. FUCK OFF!


WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN - Cannot Be Unseen....


TAGS: big eyes o o
Rating: 2.67/5

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jake - October 26, 2009, 9:03 am
This guy looks like he has glaucoma
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:48 pm
Don't even talk about that! I felt so betrayed...never have I been so ashamed of mechs.
thatdude - October 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
End of Evangelion perhaps
Monica - October 25, 2009, 1:17 pm
Two Girls, One Cup? Or Perhaps The Scary Maze Game.


AAAWWWWWW - Who doesn't love big eyes?


TAGS: big eyes kitties
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Katirako

agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:18 pm
No, not really. You should've seen the dozen I rejected.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 5, 2010, 1:34 pm
WTF? This isn't a motifake...


REAL NINJAS USE GUNS - Katanas are for pussies!




SUCKING - Having been 1500 days And you lose to Purdue Sucking- Michigan Football




INNOCENCE... -


TAGS: innocent truly wicked knowing eyes
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are photo-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!


LEMMINGS -


TAGS: yes mooooooo i know these are ducks
Rating: 4.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
...Rerun can provide an answer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
I love late night random posters...Those ARE geese, Lemmings are NOT suicidal, And WHY did you make this? I get to use past problems with alcohol to excuse my ignorance to the reasoning behind this poster...so I trust that good old sober and reliable...
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:51 pm
We could use one of those crossing guards on State St. A shepherd's crook would be better, as the geese like to take their time once they begin crossing the road.
rerun - November 9, 2010, 7:21 pm

Even better, the news site I got it from said they were ducks.....all I know about ducks is they taste great, Peking style
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Actually, they be geese. 5


HIPSTER PUG -


TAGS: horny yes wants sex cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

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voodoo3535 - March 16, 2011, 1:27 am
Damn hipsters and their little dogs too!!! But still 5 doggie punts.


COSMETIC AISLE OXYMORON -


TAGS: muslim burqua eyes
Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

perhaps you should see the last 6 letters of this poster title, apply it to yourself when you return....in about 7 days
fred - August 6, 2010, 10:08 pm
Perhaps you should look up the definition of that word.


THE HUNTER -


TAGS: eyes of the hunter makes neener poop himself
Rating: 4.35/5

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flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l


WINDOW - My open wounds made by yesterday don't seem to heal yet your light passes through them healing my heart that once was full of sorrow


TAGS: window light love wounds yesterday
Rating: 4.33/5

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RoseInBlack - August 27, 2011, 11:21 am
Amazing !


WIN THE JACKPOT! - Figure out who's tired on this picture an win a trip around the world!




'ELLO - My name's Albert... I'm here for the interview.




CIRCUMCISION - I Fear She's Meshugge




NO: SHE REALLY MEANS YES. -




DECIDOPHOBIA -


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)


DECEPTION -


TAGS: smile eyes disguise people rerun
Rating: 4.77/5

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shmoe13 - December 8, 2010, 5:48 pm
keep yout children and family close


SCRUTINIZE -


TAGS: shadow curtain eyes
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
I know right.
Zetmonk - March 18, 2013, 1:19 am
I like this. Who decided bad can't be good?
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 12:07 pm
Nice try, Sho, nice try.


OR ELSE -


TAGS: owley here gonna poke yo mama s eyes
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - January 28, 2013, 10:02 am
These days its the only thing anybody ever has.
MissPriss - January 27, 2013, 12:30 pm
Ya mean there's still hope for me? Teehee


EYES - The Window To Our Soul... But Sadly... Opaque For The Dust Of The Life...


TAGS: eyes soul life
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by TailsDoll

TailsDoll - July 20, 2010, 10:00 pm
Thank you...I will try making more eyes Motifakes... I love eyes xD :D
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:34 am

nice...5L
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 11:30 pm
Good job 5/5


silent treatment -


TAGS: girlfriend bed cold eyes
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Sho

BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~


MANCUB JUNGLE -


TAGS: oobie doo doobie yes please
Rating: 4.31/5

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Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 1:49 pm
I love this one! And you've given me such a hankering for Louis Prima tunes.


DON'T BLINK -


TAGS: safety eyes army war death
Rating: 4.29/5

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 2:23 pm
I have, and always figured him Air Force; plus, the name 'n all. ;) I'm really surprised the Apache sunset pic for REWARDS (#147312) hadn't been used, and that they weren't all winners (#30512). But, that was a looong time ago...
Sho - January 25, 2012, 11:38 am
You think HE likes the army.....you should look at Airman's posters
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 8:30 am
Thanks! :D No preference, actually. Just found some really cool military pics that happened to feature such. *shrug*
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:17 pm
man, you post good stuff, but you sure like the army


NORWEGIAN WOOD - Isn't it good


TAGS: my eyes
Rating: 4/5

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EYE EXAMS - Because men see the world a little different that women...we developed this chart.


TAGS: eyes
Rating: 3.96/5

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birddseedd - December 19, 2011, 12:07 pm
ctrl +++ doesent go in far enough.....
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:56 am
I gave it 4 because I can't see the bottom line! Damnit!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:06 am
I gave it a 2 because of the typo.


MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW - The spices seem to be just a bit too far forward, so she has to reach forward and get them.


TAGS: yes giada yes
Rating: 3.64/5

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crankyhead - August 16, 2010, 10:46 pm
Giada, the only person on the food network I can pay attention to for a full 30 minutes.


FOR THE LADIES -




EXPRESSIONS - The "WTF YOU SAID GIRL?" Emphasis being on WTF.




JAZZ HANDS - feeling down? have a rave! (with this guy!)




(EPIC) WIN - now also at your local optician time to fix those eyes




GET COMFY - THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD


TAGS: gi joe snake eyes predator
Rating: 2.28/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Awesome! Action figures! 5/5


EYES VS. FINGERS - There Can Only Be On Winner




Gerard Way -


TAGS: life eyes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:25 am
AWESOME, Sho! 5L!


FINALLY - The story is being told!


TAGS: clash of the timmies mods logicdude yesi mthatlazywithphotoshop
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

CoolioIndeed - September 26, 2012, 1:52 pm
lol your comment actually reminded me I had made this.
calicat44 - September 26, 2012, 12:41 pm
lmao this sh!t is funny
Dangle - June 11, 2010, 8:16 am
lol very nice Coolio, you got my 5L. this one took some effort.
TheGrayFox - May 26, 2010, 9:25 am
sweet!
CoolioIndeed - May 13, 2010, 3:51 pm
Although I may have to take that last comment back now that I've seen your profile.
CoolioIndeed - May 13, 2010, 3:49 pm
Don't really see how timmies and mods banning them is an inside joke. But i respect your opinion.
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:50 pm
Yet another inside joke "poster". Not funny. Nice graphics work though. If I was rating it based on all the artwork, I might give it 4 Chinese Fu Dogs.
angus90 - April 27, 2010, 1:53 am
Outstanding
CoolioIndeed - April 21, 2010, 10:37 pm
Thanks. I'm gonna be workin' on another real soon. Perhaps better than this one.
MustyK - April 21, 2010, 4:56 am
Classic - 5l's - well done
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:14 pm
Great job Coolio, 5Ls.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 4:17 pm
And Canada, if you don't really get the black empty spot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8 Honestly, I could have made a poster out of the whole trailer, but I decided not to push it.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
sane? aggys butthole? put down the Jameson Mooo! Okay, that last sentence is just ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:18 am
I can't trust you....you said the sane thing aboot Aggy's butthole....
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:12 am
Good to hear. It tastes good either way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:05 am
I drink my Irish like a man....in a glass. that is all.
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 2:02 am
Try 2 shots of Jameson, Ginger Ale+Lime/Lemon wedges, and we can be bestest friends foreverest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:46 am
Jamesons?.....hey, do you wanna be friends?
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 1:45 am
There's no such thing as AA at 22! Now, if you'll excuse me, I must tend to my bottle of Jameson.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:37 am
Lots of funny...very little logic....Do I know you from my AA meetings?
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 12:55 am
There you go thinking too much, CANADA. ;)
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Dramatic black-screen pause.... it's brilliant! Just like any trailer using it as suspense.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 12:53 am
That's a good 'un. 5L
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 12:52 am
why is there an empty spot?


WOULD YOU SAY - We have a plethora of Ospreys?


TAGS: yes yes i would say that
Rating: 4.44/5

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Leta - June 12, 2011, 2:47 pm
7 is a plethora?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:02 pm
Ugh.... I'll bail them out... RS, I know that I, Aggy, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 12, 2010, 4:43 pm
Nice Three Amigos reference! lo 5L
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 1:45 pm
A pod!
Hakiu - March 12, 2010, 11:57 am
Would they be called a flock or a gaggle?
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:06 am
In layman's terms, a shitload and a half.
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 10:37 am
Jefe, what is a plethora?


JONNY QUEST -


TAGS: tv from your childhood challenge venture bros rock and yes it is spelled jonny
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Shit, This was only 3 months ago.....At least it's not a jokefake.


EYES - Angry Helicopter has them...and they are watching you!


TAGS: eyes hind helo arrrrrrrgh
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:16 pm
dang, you're right, I missed that. IF it can be deleted I'll fix that and resubmit.
Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 6:15 pm
com tagged right hand corner


LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem


TAGS: yes you too can be miserable and without sex just marry your girlfriend
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - November 15, 2009, 9:43 pm
Compared to furries. They make you pay BIG for making them wear those costumes. Wait...errrr...Look a distraction! 5/5
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:41 pm
Do you know how expensive sheep are?
Sean - November 15, 2009, 9:37 pm
Compared to farm animals?
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:35 pm
Hookers obviously, so much cheaper.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
So what now? Dudes? Farm animals? Dude farm animals? Furries?


FRAGILITY -


TAGS: oh god carol yessss
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Sean

MrRandom - November 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
Not a test.
Sean - November 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
I give up.
Sean - November 6, 2009, 10:15 pm
unless you write "test" nothing happens
Sean - November 6, 2009, 10:12 pm
test.


PILOTS -


TAGS: life time hour flight walk earth eyes sky helicopter sunrise mountain
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by giulio

MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!


DO YOU WANT TO PLAY -




VEIL -


TAGS: life time woman joke quote nice fashion way say brown bag sexy eyes hide beauty religion
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:24 am
6L if possible!!!
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am
that made me laugh till tears


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